Saturday, July 17, 2004

An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.   Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love, Dad   A few days later he received a letter from his son.   Dear Dad, For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the BODIES. Love, Son   At 4am the next morning, F.B.I. agents and local police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.   Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.  Love, Son   **** The moral of the story: Work smart not hard. USE your brain, in the perceived impossible, sometime it can make the impossible possible. "Generosity is giving more than you can and Pride is taking less than you need. "   *   had bio pract early this morning. oops was a little late.   went to take a look at the health science fair in the afternoon...    i don't know what to do with my life anymore... really don't know. =X   perhaps i will know soon. really soon.

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7/17/2004 08:54:00 PM